What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
I want my "prints" back!
Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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